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Song Parodies -> "Kitchen Tile"

Original Song Title:

"Little Child"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kitchen Tile"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

One thing I shoot for in all these Beatle parodies is variety. That means some are wierd, political or maybe not so funny.
Kitchen tile kitchen tile
Kitchen tile won't you fit the floor?
All of this remodeling
Makes my muscles sore

Kitchen tile kitchen tile
Kitchen tile won't you stay in place?
I'm so sick of running
Back and forth to the Home Base

Well I wanted to do it all myself
But this glue is starting to affect my health
Can't go on, go on, go on

Kitchen tile kitchen tile
Kitchen tile needs a lot of grout
When I'm finally finished
Then I think I will move out
Oh yeah
Then I sure I will move out
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