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Song Parodies -> "Taquito Surprise"
Original Song Title:
"Tequila Sunrise"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eagles
Parody Song Title:
"Taquito Surprise"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Don't care much for Mexican food.
It's another taquito surprise
Starin' grimly at my plate, this I hate
Mom is just a lousy cook
Told dad that she could, he took the bait
Now it's too late
Ev'ry night I gag it down
Wonderin' what it is I'm chowin'
Haven't seen the cat "round
I wish I could eat out more often
But they say I have to come on home
It seems so wrong
Oh, and it's a nasty feelin' when
It comes out the other end
Tums are my friend
Dinner is a new adventure
Wonder when she'll try another dish
Oh, how I wish
It's another taquito surprise, this damn meal
Still looks the same
I'm in such pain, aarrrgghh
Starin' grimly at my plate, this I hate
Mom is just a lousy cook
Told dad that she could, he took the bait
Now it's too late
Ev'ry night I gag it down
Wonderin' what it is I'm chowin'
Haven't seen the cat "round
I wish I could eat out more often
But they say I have to come on home
It seems so wrong
Oh, and it's a nasty feelin' when
It comes out the other end
Tums are my friend
Dinner is a new adventure
Wonder when she'll try another dish
Oh, how I wish
It's another taquito surprise, this damn meal
Still looks the same
I'm in such pain, aarrrgghh
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Rick...aren't you a bit old and...erm...married to have your mum still cooking for you? ;-) 555
I have to play "characters" to avoid the appearance of dissing the wife's cooking. She is actually a wonderful cook. (Now I'm playing Julia Childs' husband)
just save the guacamole for me
I agree with Royce. Gimme Desperado Habanero Avocado.
Really good, Rick! If you all are passing out guacomole, just leave out habaneros, please. The other green stuff I like. 5's
Gag it down, Rick!! Good one.......555
Can't believe no one's mentioned the cat line, that was the best part.
Know what you mean about that Mexican food out the other end. When I eat Mexican, Preparation H puts on another shift at the factory. Triple 5's
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