Song Parodies -> "'Bends' from Low Places"

Original Song Title:

"Friends in Low Places"

Original Performer:

"'Bends' from Low Places"

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The Lyrics

Not a big Garth fan, but every time I hear this song, something like this version crosses my mind.

It was one nasty joke
The depth gauge was broke
I went in a little too deep
I was looking for gold
Boy, that water was cold
Should'a looked before I took that leap

Then I lost track of time
I ignored all the signs
That I'd been down way too long
When I came to the top
I thought I might pop
And I knew that something was wrong

Now I got "bends" from low places
I came up and found
NO2 laces my blood today
But I'll be okay
I'm in pressure now to reduce bubbles
In my body now or I'd be in trouble
Yes I got "bends" from low places

Boy, it was so rough
This SCUBA thing's tough
I've dived since I started to swim
Yes, my hobby's been sound
And I haven't yet drowned
Though a few times my mind has gone dim

But I'm glad I'm alive
After that little dive
I can't wait to go in there once more
For I love to be wet
With my camera and net
Until I wash up on the shore

Now I got "bends" from low places
I came up and found
NO2 laces my blood today
But I'll be okay
I'm in pressure now to reduce bubbles
In my body now or I'd be in trouble
Yes I got "bends" from low places

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Rick D - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment

I didn't think this one was bad enough to deserve ones. Maybe it's a matter of rival gangs. Who's in my posse and who ain't?!!!

Mari D - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Maybe some people were confused by the repetition of the word "low."

Claude Prez - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Maybe it was the "Not a big Garth fan" comment; anyway don't look at me, fives here

Leah Lockhart - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment

I thought this was pretty good.. probably just got hit by the onsie guy!

Paul Robinson - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Rick D - Not a Garth fan, either, and only very vaguely familiar with the song ( I've heard the title...that's what I know about it, in total), so I can't vote but I read it and it's pretty clever, a "4" or "5" there, no worse. So it had to be Mr. 1 & only. Looks like enough posse was around to make the numbers respectable. Me, I would write a parody back but I know that goes against your stated opposition to "inside"-type submissions. Whether it encourages/discourages him I wouldn't know, but I feel better when I do that and as long as I can write something on point & clever I feel it's a worthwhile contribution to the site. If it dragged me down into putting out something ugly or vulgar that would be different.

glewis5458@aol.com - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment

vhey.. great stuff!! i do a radio show here in ny and need some carribean flavor parodies jokes writing etc! please help or write me at above address. thanks gary

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