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Song Parodies -> "They Call the Windbag Mariah"
Original Song Title:
"They Call the Wind Mariah"
Original Performer:
Trad.
Parody Song Title:
"They Call the Windbag Mariah"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Mari came up with the idea for this. I just ran with it. We had this idea where we would record a "Duet" with Whitney and Mariah singing one word (Baby) over and over but stretching it out over so many notes that the whole thing would last three minutes.
Mariah.....Mariah....
They call that witch Mariah
Way out there, she's quite insane
A pain to interview
Her brain's a mess
We're all her toy
And they call that loon Mariah
Mariah bosses staff around
And sends the plates a-flying
Mariah makes that high-pitched sound
Like cats are up and dying
Mariah.....Mariah...
They call that shrew Mariah
Before I knew Mariah's name
I heard her awful singing
All pyrotechnic loop de loops
And soon my ears were ringing
She's always on my T.V. set
(I) scream when it shows "Glitter"
Let's make a plan, maybe we can
Get Bobby Brown to hit her
Mariah...Mariah...
They call that slut Mariah
The world has got a face for lame
And there's a name for loony
But when that diva hits the stage
The words mean much more to me
If I were the most lonely man
Stuck on a desert island
And she were there to comfort me
I'd swim through sharks for dry land
Mariah...Mariah...
They call that "star" Mariah
Mariah....Mariah....
Blow your lungs out, please
They call that witch Mariah
Way out there, she's quite insane
A pain to interview
Her brain's a mess
We're all her toy
And they call that loon Mariah
Mariah bosses staff around
And sends the plates a-flying
Mariah makes that high-pitched sound
Like cats are up and dying
Mariah.....Mariah...
They call that shrew Mariah
Before I knew Mariah's name
I heard her awful singing
All pyrotechnic loop de loops
And soon my ears were ringing
She's always on my T.V. set
(I) scream when it shows "Glitter"
Let's make a plan, maybe we can
Get Bobby Brown to hit her
Mariah...Mariah...
They call that slut Mariah
The world has got a face for lame
And there's a name for loony
But when that diva hits the stage
The words mean much more to me
If I were the most lonely man
Stuck on a desert island
And she were there to comfort me
I'd swim through sharks for dry land
Mariah...Mariah...
They call that "star" Mariah
Mariah....Mariah....
Blow your lungs out, please
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Outstanding parody, especially the conclusion.
555
Reminds me of a CSN tune.....
Carey's song!
Dogs are howling!
Fish are dying in the po-o-ond!
Reminds me of a CSN tune.....
Carey's song!
Dogs are howling!
Fish are dying in the po-o-ond!
Rick (& Mari) D - Hilarious, had me laughing out loud! 5-5-5
OMG...rick, this is funny as hell....i think i injured my spleen laughing
I used to not be able to tell the difference between Whitney and Maria until the DJ said who it was. Now I know: Mariah was only briefly nuts, Whitney seems to be stuck that way.
She does make a sound like cats caterwauling. So does Whitney singing "I will always loooooove yooooooooooo.".
I'll never forgive her for murdering 'Without You'. I can remember Nicky Campbell on Radio One singing 'Happy Birthday To You' a la Mariah the week she took 'Without You' to No. 1. Hadn't Pete Ham and Harry Nilsson suffered enough without that silly madam wrecking their song?
A real gem of a parody, and pointed at a broad who has earned it in spades. Very nice work !
the Bobby Brown line is un-PC, but funny
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