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Song Parodies -> "Cystic Pus"

Original Song Title:

"Magic Bus"

Original Performer:

Who

Parody Song Title:

"Cystic Pus"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

There is a dermatologist in California named Dr. Sandra Lee. She has become a internet phenom by putting her medical procedures online. She has a HUGE profitable following, due partly to the "ick" factor of her videos and her personal charm while working. (She also plays guitar) This is a tribute to her managing to educate, amuse, disgust, and make money.
CYSTIC PUS

Every day I there’s a site I see (That has, Cystic Pus)
That dermatologist, named Dr. Lee (She shows, Cystic pus)
I’m so grossed out, but I still tune in (Watching, Cystic Pus)
She will work on every kind of skin (Slicing, Cystic Pus)

Thank you doctor, I couldn’t find sleep (Without, Cystic Pus)
Scalpel and a scissors, cuttin’ deep (To get, Cystic Pus)
Putting it on line for us (All that, Cystic Pus)
Thank you for the Cystic Pus ( Too much, Cystic Pus)

Sometimes white and sometimes gray (All that, Cystic Pus)
I want to see that pus come out each day (Cheese like, Cystic Pus)
I want it, I want it, I want it, (You CAN have it!)
Intense and comments every cure
Narrates the procedure
Intense and comments every cure
And she narrates the procedure

Cystic Pus, Cystic Pus, Cystic Pus
Cystic Pus, Cystic Pus, Cystic Pus
Cystic Pus, Cystic Pus, Cystic Pus
Cystic Pus, Cystic Pus, Cystic Pus

I said , now I’m done with cystic pus (through with, Cystic Pus)
I said , now I’m done with cystic pus (through with, Cystic Pus)
I drove my baby way too crazy (Too much, Cystic Pus)
And now she watches “Roseanne” each day (Worse than, Cystic Pus)
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it
Gotta get back things like trust (Not watch, Cystic Pus)
As we go to counseling from the fuss (No more, Cystic Pus)

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Peregrin - April 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Nommy nom, Rick. I read this just after having dinner :) LOVED the Roseanne analogy :)

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