You’re on the shelf with the pizzas, yum, I’ll bet
Pounds coming off isn’t something in my head
Cause I’m an American girl through and through
I’m in the fridge, it’s a typical Foodsday night
I’m christening a new tub of ice cream I always like

I can’t wear short skirts, I fill my T-shirts
Bra near bustin’ , I’m some massive creature
Going out to find the all-you-can-eat buffet
That’s what I’m looking for when I go out today

When they see me they say “ We don’t think that we can do”
I think that they’re wrong, I pay my twenty-three
Food- You belong in me, you belong in me

Shovelin’ the eats of stew and the lima beans
I can’t help thinking that everyone is watching me
Gorging on the pork butt, thinking to myself
Hey, isn’t this greasy?

And I’ve got a pile that could feed a minor town
I’m going up for a new plate, gonna put it down
I say “It’s mine!”, I need some butter on that”
“Hey, what you doin’, don’t throw away that!”

Bring some more now, or I’ll eat yer
Belly bustin’ I’m some massive creature
I’m now out to kill the all-you-can-eat buffet
That’s what I’m looking for when I went out today

When they see me they say “ We don’t think that we can do”
I think that they’re wrong, I paid my twenty-three
Food- You belong in me, you belong in me

Standing up and going for the desserts
All this grub I’ll make it all go
Baby, you belong in me, you belong in me

Oh, I’m ‘bout ready to waddle out that door as the owners cringe with fright
I’m the one who broke the bank and they see their profits die
And I know that I’ll be banned but I’ve plenty other schemes
More buffets will come along, that will soon be in me

They don’t see that I’m the customer from Hell, here
And I’m goin’ strong, weighing five-oh-three
Baby, you belong in me, you belong in me

Standing by, just waiting at the front door
Flip the sign, it’s open in I go
Baby, you belong in me, you belong in me
Food belongs in me
Have I ever thought to diet?
Food belongs in me
Food belongs in me