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Song Parodies -> "It's a Heart On"

Original Song Title:

"It's a Heartache"

Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"It's a Heart On"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

In keeping with my new clean living philosophy, I give you a tender story about a couple exchanging gifts on February 14th...
It's a heart on
Nothing but a heart on
Put there by my new date
Put it on my go-ow-ow-own

He's a tool man
Big old strapping tool man
Made it with his own hands
Took me on the tow-ow-ow-own

It's a heart on
Wearing his big heart on
Use it till the day's gone
When I lose my gown

It ain't wrong, I've love to spare
If we have a sly affair, or two
It ain't wise to breed someone
Until they have expended on you

It's a heart on
Nothing but a heart on
Fell onto the floor plate
As I went to tow-ow-ow-own

He's a tool man
Big old strapping tool man
Gave in to his demands
As we went on dow-ow-ow-own

It's his heart on
Pinned on me his heart on
Valentined me good, mate
Think true love I've fou-ou-ou-ound

Still working on recordings...

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alvin rhodes - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
a big ol' RED heart on, i imagine.....LOL....5s
MrMacphisto - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"Don't go breaking my heart on"
Meriadoc - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh - sure glad you are keeping clean....

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