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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Blades of Ginsu"
Original Song Title:
"Hazy Shade of Winter"
Original Performer:
Simon and Garfunkle
Parody Song Title:
"Crazy Blades of Ginsu"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Daytime TV sucks. Unless you're looking for parody ideas.
Ads, ads, ads
They're all on my T.V.
As I flip around
And who is this chef that I see?
Offering deals for me
That ten-piece set---I must get!
Now I call for those crazy blades of ginsu
I want the fruit and veggie knife
Paring, you get one free, cleaver, steak and utility
Just don't cut your hand
Dishwasher safe, they're so grand
That ten-piece set---I must get, now!
Now I call for those crazy blades of ginsu
It's such a good deal, my friend
What he says I have to do
It's on the tube, it must be true
But wait there's more!
They'll send them here to my door
What a deal, the price not high
The time is right; I could sure use a new knife!
Ahhh, how I'll use my new cutlery
Slice tomatoes so perfectly
Make good food for my family
No more gripes at mealtime
Now I can really carve turkeys
I'm looking over recipes
For dishes sublime
Chopping more onions so fine
That ten-piece set---I must get!
Now I call for those crazy blades of ginsu
Ten-piece set---I must get!
Been six weeks and I'm waiting yet
Ten-piece set---I must get!
Been six weeks and I'm waiting yet
Ten-piece set---I must get!
Been six weeks and I'm waiting yet
They're all on my T.V.
As I flip around
And who is this chef that I see?
Offering deals for me
That ten-piece set---I must get!
Now I call for those crazy blades of ginsu
I want the fruit and veggie knife
Paring, you get one free, cleaver, steak and utility
Just don't cut your hand
Dishwasher safe, they're so grand
That ten-piece set---I must get, now!
Now I call for those crazy blades of ginsu
It's such a good deal, my friend
What he says I have to do
It's on the tube, it must be true
But wait there's more!
They'll send them here to my door
What a deal, the price not high
The time is right; I could sure use a new knife!
Ahhh, how I'll use my new cutlery
Slice tomatoes so perfectly
Make good food for my family
No more gripes at mealtime
Now I can really carve turkeys
I'm looking over recipes
For dishes sublime
Chopping more onions so fine
That ten-piece set---I must get!
Now I call for those crazy blades of ginsu
Ten-piece set---I must get!
Been six weeks and I'm waiting yet
Ten-piece set---I must get!
Been six weeks and I'm waiting yet
Ten-piece set---I must get!
Been six weeks and I'm waiting yet
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That's a sharp parody.
I liked this...and John stole my comment...hmph! 5s, Mr. Duncan.
This parody is on the cutting edge! 5's!
Ginsu slices, but you didn't slice this one off the fairway. 555
Fun one, Rick!
but you know we want MORE!
Pop the pimple of pop culture and parody ideas ping the mirror of your mind.
warning: don't buy anything that George Foreman doesn't personally use - 555
but wait ! ...if you buy now, you also get a set of three fives
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