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Song Parodies -> "Amazing Chest"
Original Song Title:
"Amazing Grace"
Original Performer:
Trad.
Parody Song Title:
"Amazing Chest"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Amazing chest, so big and round
All due to surgery
I once was flat, no heaving mound
Was “A” but now, a “D”
Twas Ace that bought this rack I cheer
And Ace my parts enlarged
And in his films I did appear
So I would not be charged
Through many scenes of love and lust
I made so many come
And handy was my store-bought bust
And songs like this I’d hum
The Lord had beauty gave to me
But missed a couple spots
Now I give all the world to see
And many get the hots
When I have made a hundred flicks
Quite young I will retire
I’ll settle down and raise some chicks
No nursing will require
Amazing chest, so big and round
All due to surgery
I once was flat, now I’m renowned
Washed up at twenty-three
All due to surgery
I once was flat, no heaving mound
Was “A” but now, a “D”
Twas Ace that bought this rack I cheer
And Ace my parts enlarged
And in his films I did appear
So I would not be charged
Through many scenes of love and lust
I made so many come
And handy was my store-bought bust
And songs like this I’d hum
The Lord had beauty gave to me
But missed a couple spots
Now I give all the world to see
And many get the hots
When I have made a hundred flicks
Quite young I will retire
I’ll settle down and raise some chicks
No nursing will require
Amazing chest, so big and round
All due to surgery
I once was flat, now I’m renowned
Washed up at twenty-three
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And back problems at 30 :-)
My security code was 68J. Is that a valid bra size?
My security code was 68J. Is that a valid bra size?
This song is amazing. The life of a porn star... nice. I usually look over the songs on this web site and do not leave comments, but this one was done so well, I could not help myself. Congrats on a "boob" job well done. Have a Nice Day. =-)
The pervy neko-sage gives you 555.
I mean it as a compliment when I say this parody's a bust. Excellent work
he he
Grand! Make that double grand, from bouncy beginnings to wunderbra coda!
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