Song Parodies -> What Have They Done To My Dong?
| Original Song Title: | "What Have They done To My Song?" |
| Original Performer: | Melanie |
| Parody Song Title: | "What Have They Done To My Dong?" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
This is not about sex, it's about mutilation of our young still practiced in this country.
Look what they done to my dong, ma
Look what they done to my dong
It’s such a little thing
The cap was on real tight
Some religion says it’s wrong, ma
Look what they snipped off my dong
I’m just a newborn in pain, ma
I’m now a newborn in pain
Well they cut me in my tiny bone
And I cried, but all in vane, ma
Look what they done to my cane
Wish I could find a good brick to smack ‘em
Wish I could find a good brick
Well, if I could find a real big brick
I’d I’d smack that doctor right in the dick and
Get revenge for my dong
Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
Look what they done to my sclong
Poor baby welcome to the light, ma
Baby it’ll pave the way
For all the other pains in the rears
It’s a bitch, oy vey
Look what they done to my schlong
It don’t feel better in French, ma
It don’t feel better in French
Look what they done to my dong, ma
Look what they done to my dong
Well, hey tied it up with a piece of tape
And pressed boobs in my face, ma
They were so mean to my dong
Look what they done to my dong
It’s such a little thing
The cap was on real tight
Some religion says it’s wrong, ma
Look what they snipped off my dong
I’m just a newborn in pain, ma
I’m now a newborn in pain
Well they cut me in my tiny bone
And I cried, but all in vane, ma
Look what they done to my cane
Wish I could find a good brick to smack ‘em
Wish I could find a good brick
Well, if I could find a real big brick
I’d I’d smack that doctor right in the dick and
Get revenge for my dong
Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
Look what they done to my sclong
Poor baby welcome to the light, ma
Baby it’ll pave the way
For all the other pains in the rears
It’s a bitch, oy vey
Look what they done to my schlong
It don’t feel better in French, ma
It don’t feel better in French
Look what they done to my dong, ma
Look what they done to my dong
Well, hey tied it up with a piece of tape
And pressed boobs in my face, ma
They were so mean to my dong
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