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Song Parodies -> "Slight Leakage"

Original Song Title:

"Sledge Hammer"

Original Performer:

Peter Gabriel

Parody Song Title:

"Slight Leakage"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I just made a skid mark
I think I just stained my slacks
I felt something deep inside dying
It was not a gas attack
Call of nature called me
Must be something that I ate

Thought I had a big stinker
Going right on down, all around the bowel
Thought I had a growler pop, howling
A distention of my end

And them I had...a slight leakage
I felt a sudden shame
It had to be...a slight leakage
It felt like some bad spumoni

Ran into the rest room
Because I also had to pee
Open the damn rest room
Beause I can't control what's in me

For now I had...a slight leakage
I felt so very lame
To heed the call...of slight leakage
Something won't digest
I'm gonna have...a slight leakage
This could be the worst that's in me
It's a ..slight leakage
There can be no doubt about it
Slight...Slight ...Slight leakage!

I finally shat it
Peeled the skin
This is the grossest
I threw undies in
Oh, won't it flush for me
So it will flow for you
Flush for me, so it flows for you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and I mean doo, lotsa doo
It's been comin' through
Gonna need a shower
Hot hot, a real hot shower, way!
I been bleedin' the rectum
I been bleedin' the rectum
Going to need a shower, feelin' blue
Come on, come on help that doo

(ad lib and grunt to the end)

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