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Song Parodies -> "Doc Ruth"
Original Song Title:
"The Truth"
Original Performer:
Squeeze
Parody Song Title:
"Doc Ruth"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
I had a prob, it wouldn't throb
Yes, my end failed me
No thrill my stick, not long or thick
It's all psychology
It would be nice to get advice
From good authority
I sure was pissed at pleasure missed
And then she came to me
Doc Ruth
Told me things about my dear mom
Doc Ruth
And my problem soon was gone
Though Doc Ruth is very old
Her expertise is gold
Doc Ruth
Has made me whole again
My flaccid rope now has new hope
I found “pole”-arity
There's just a change I found quite strange
Now I'm a rarity
For now I'm pals with small old gals
Who drive a German car
And now my plow stands up for Fraus
Who look like Doctor “R”
Doc Ruth
Told me things about my old Dad
Doc Ruth
Now that woman drove me mad
Though Doc Ruth is very short
She was really a good sport
Doc Ruth
Has made me whole again
Yes, my end failed me
No thrill my stick, not long or thick
It's all psychology
It would be nice to get advice
From good authority
I sure was pissed at pleasure missed
And then she came to me
Doc Ruth
Told me things about my dear mom
Doc Ruth
And my problem soon was gone
Though Doc Ruth is very old
Her expertise is gold
Doc Ruth
Has made me whole again
My flaccid rope now has new hope
I found “pole”-arity
There's just a change I found quite strange
Now I'm a rarity
For now I'm pals with small old gals
Who drive a German car
And now my plow stands up for Fraus
Who look like Doctor “R”
Doc Ruth
Told me things about my old Dad
Doc Ruth
Now that woman drove me mad
Though Doc Ruth is very short
She was really a good sport
Doc Ruth
Has made me whole again
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