Song Parodies -> "Lo-han"

Original Song Title:

"Go Now"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Lo-han"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Wincin’ at that ho, she’s not better

Lo-han, Lohan, Lohan (Lo-han)
Before we let her drive
I don’t want her out drinkin’
Just what she intends to do now
Cause how many times do we have to hear ‘bout
Lindsay, Lindsay
You’re still a lush and druggie
Whoa-oh-oh-oh

You’re already dead
So wrong
I don’t wanna see your blow
You’re not better
Lo-han, Lohan, Lohan (Lo-han)
Always getting’ high
Tellin’ us that a few weeks in rehab has cured your vice
And Lindsay, Lindsay, it did not after once or twice
No, no

Since you’re gonna go, from drink and
Blow now, blow now, blow now (Blow now)
Before you up and die
I sure want you to do a big spread in Playboy or Hustler
Cause how many times have I whacked it to Lindsay, Lindsay
I’m still in lust, still in lust with you now
Oh-oh-oh-oh
I don’t wanna see your corpse, but soon O.D. Lohaaaaaaaan

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Andria - September 08, 2007 - Report this comment

As I always comment on whenever I see a parody that deals with that dumb little broad named Lindsay Lohan, I will say, once again, that I am a better role model for a young girl than any celebrity despite my love of MD 20/20, wine coolers, "Jackass", "Crank Yankers" and violent video games.

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