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Song Parodies -> "I Am Floating Down Your Spleen and Liver"
Original Song Title:
"I've Been Floating Down the Old Green River"
Original Performer:
Old Standard (Billy Murray 1915)
Parody Song Title:
"I Am Floating Down Your Spleen and Liver"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
This song I learned off an old shellac Edison record from 1915.
Don't feel well? Hurt like hell?
A microscopic human cell
Will be helping you feel right
Even after you've gone to bed
When it's done, if it's won
You'll be feeling like having fun
What is it making you fine today?
Well, if it could talk it would say:
I am floating down your spleen and liver
I'm a big white corpuscle
I'm a soldier at war
When you've been with a whore
I help fight your disease
When you eat moldy cheese
To keep you healthy is my only goal
I grab a virus that's taking a toll
Then I get cleaned out by your big liver
And I'm flushed right down the hole
A microscopic human cell
Will be helping you feel right
Even after you've gone to bed
When it's done, if it's won
You'll be feeling like having fun
What is it making you fine today?
Well, if it could talk it would say:
I am floating down your spleen and liver
I'm a big white corpuscle
I'm a soldier at war
When you've been with a whore
I help fight your disease
When you eat moldy cheese
To keep you healthy is my only goal
I grab a virus that's taking a toll
Then I get cleaned out by your big liver
And I'm flushed right down the hole
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