Song Parodies -> "Debt"

Original Song Title:

"Jet"

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Original Performer:

"Debt"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is what happens after you get rid of "Petty Woman"

Debt!----Debt!----Debt!

I can almost remember when I had money
That time you told me we'd marry and get us a pet
And Debt
You know I hoped that
I might have paid you off yet
Debt!-- Debt!

Debt!
Was my charging on credit a lousy wager?
They didn't tell me how much in the hole I would get
And Debt
I thought my Visa
Was a financial tourniquet
Debt!�Debt!

Ah- Lotto
Want debt to go away now
Ah- Lotto
Want debt to go away now
Ah lotto
My motto...

Debt!
All the bills come that say pay a thousand dollars
Call up my lawyer and chapter 11 we'll file
And Debt
I thought that just Vegas
Was there for placing
A sucker bet
Debt! Debt!

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Billy Florio - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Id give you a 5, but I have no money...egh, 5 anyway lol

The Great Karlando - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

All 5's from me....or maybe it should be all -5's?

Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL ! 5's

David Chrenko - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

5's for the boy with the runny nose. I can relate.

Guy - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

High fives - low debt.

Spaff.com - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

I was thinking of doing a parody of this called "Chest!" But on the new stricter amiright, it'd probably get rejected.

Oh, were we talking about you? Oops. Great job.

Michael Pacholek - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

May I suggest a compromise, Spaff? You can do one about a certain football team. Yesterday, against the Bills, the Jets sure looked like a bunch of boobs.

Spaff.com - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

That's your arena, Michaelopedia. I have been wanting to write a sports parody of McCartney's "Ram On," though, but no team comes to mind.

Claude Prez - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellent work; read very smoothly and lotsa nice close matches with the original. Funny stuff.

Meriadoc - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Loved the Lotto lines!

Leah Lockhart - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Ahhh... Visa got you too eh?? I just got me a brand spaking new suck-your-ass-til-it's dry credit card! Woo-hoo! Nice job.

Rick D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Leah. Thursday? We'll be there. Mocking Xmas.

Leah Lockhart - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey Rick...Will be there with X-mas bells on! (If I don't get lost!) Perhaps just to observe before making my (white) move. Will bring my parody-apprentice partner as well. Looking forward to it. ;-)

Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

You can't match a football team to "Ram On"? As the late great Walrus himself would say, How do you sheep at night?

Agrimorfee - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment

The only time I will rate other people's parodies that have the same title or concept as mine is if they are just as funny as mine! 455

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