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Song Parodies -> "Horse With A Dame"
Original Song Title:
"Horse With No Name"
Original Performer:
America
Parody Song Title:
"Horse With A Dame"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Good thing that horse had no name........
When I first got on the world web
I was looking at all the girls
There were blondes and reds and cavortings
Wearin' nothin , doin' things
The first site I saw was the girls that go wild
And then guys with their moms
Then it got real hot as my bulging eyes
Couldn't grok what I had found
I'd just hadn't seen nothin' till that horse with a dame
It looked like she was havin' to strain
And I wondered what had happened to her brain
For there ain't no human that could cause her that pain
No way, way, way, way ,way ,way
Oy vey, vey, vey
After two hours in my office chair
My ass began to get sore
After three hours watchin' her in there
I was tryin' to locate some more
I didn't know such harm could be done on a farm
There are some things beyond hard core
Gee whiz, I just hadn't seen nothin' till that horse with a dame
It looked like she was havin' to strain
And I wondered what had happened to her brain
For there ain't no human that could cause her that shame
No way, way, way, way ,way ,way
Oy vey, vey, vey
After nine hours, shut the computer down
Cause I felt I was starting to drown
There was life and one big world outside
There were things I hadn't tried
The world has perversions in the underground
And it's all there, the internet
I'm glad my computer ain't hooked up to the sound
Some are lovers, some things are pets
And I don't want to see nothing like that horse with a dame
For now that image burned my brain
I can still see her hangin' onto that mane
And that ain't no way to get you some fame
No way, way, way, way ,way ,way
Oy vey, vey, vey
I was looking at all the girls
There were blondes and reds and cavortings
Wearin' nothin , doin' things
The first site I saw was the girls that go wild
And then guys with their moms
Then it got real hot as my bulging eyes
Couldn't grok what I had found
I'd just hadn't seen nothin' till that horse with a dame
It looked like she was havin' to strain
And I wondered what had happened to her brain
For there ain't no human that could cause her that pain
No way, way, way, way ,way ,way
Oy vey, vey, vey
After two hours in my office chair
My ass began to get sore
After three hours watchin' her in there
I was tryin' to locate some more
I didn't know such harm could be done on a farm
There are some things beyond hard core
Gee whiz, I just hadn't seen nothin' till that horse with a dame
It looked like she was havin' to strain
And I wondered what had happened to her brain
For there ain't no human that could cause her that shame
No way, way, way, way ,way ,way
Oy vey, vey, vey
After nine hours, shut the computer down
Cause I felt I was starting to drown
There was life and one big world outside
There were things I hadn't tried
The world has perversions in the underground
And it's all there, the internet
I'm glad my computer ain't hooked up to the sound
Some are lovers, some things are pets
And I don't want to see nothing like that horse with a dame
For now that image burned my brain
I can still see her hangin' onto that mane
And that ain't no way to get you some fame
No way, way, way, way ,way ,way
Oy vey, vey, vey
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The pacing was just a little off, but you got extra points for using "grok". -- RR
The pacing is only off a tiny bit when the parody is being read, but when this parody is sung out-loud, the pacing is very easily vocally adjusted to perfect rhythmic fluidity. 555. "Wilburrrrr, you can send your girlfriend around MY stable any ol' time, WHINNY!!!"
Rick, did you know that the first prosecution for indecent images was of much this sort of scene... only three months after the camera was first invented?
My horse isn't a pacer, it's a trotter.
Sounds like your protagonist gets all her male from the bony express.
Ugh, that's disgusting
Now you all know how I earned my name...a lot of HARD work, but with a soft touch...mmm, feelin' my wild oats.
Clever... and a song with a message, too!
Bestially funny. I'd have made one of the chorus lines "neigh, neigh, neigh. . . ."
I was actually going to do that, but I kept getting interupted and I forgot.
"Just say neigh" to this parody? Five carrots for you...
Congratulations on crossing the line from tasteless to illegal!! I clicked on this title thinking "He DIDN'T!" He did. You're a sick puppy, Rick! :D 555.
Absolutely *brilliant*. The chorus seems a bit mispaced, but I won't ruin your perfect record by rounding down, so I'll have to round up instead. I'm also quite happy to see I'm not the only one who's used "grok" in one of his parodies ;-).
Nem, Robert A. Heinlein is my favorite author.
not sure about the horse, but the dame in question is named JULIE funny one...5s
whoa
Restoring my previous 555 vote.
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