Walking through nightclubs with nothing but gay gents
Hung like the donkeys you see through the pup tents
Down at the glory holes, waiting for free lays
Guys are such sluts, when they're out for those B.J.s
Living a lifestyle, that's kept in the shadows
It's fast and it's crazy, and not for those heteros

Let's bangle with the dangle
For it's all tight on me
It's a tuber, in a clear glove
And it's a snake that's attached to me

Just say a word and the boys will be right there
With hands on your back to send a thrill to your derriere
Is it enlightening to have "he" as a lover?
Dating is frightening, so use a good cover
Just cover that boombone and you'll won't get thinner
This game that we swinger types play is a grinner

Let's bangle with the dangle
For it's all tight on me
It's a tuber, in a clear glove
And it's a snake that's attached to me

The lovers are full of transmitted nasties
So wear your good mittens when shaking that ass
He's a lover for life, and a player for "Doms"
Yes the thing in the bunset is wearing those "cons"
Go right up that bunghole, no spray is consumed
The feeling is thrilling, and you'll be back soon

Let's bangle with the dangle
For it's all tight on me
It's a tuber, in a clear glove
And it's a snake that's attached to me