I can’t see why you think you can cook for me
I never tried to make you cook,
Or let you fry one dish for yourself
But now you’re off with Rachel Ray
And now I’m bound
You serve me food,
And I might keep some of it down

Gamey, boy, that’s hard to chew
That meat cooked the whole day through
Need a file, may be stronger than my chew

Don’t you think a restaurant is hard to find?
All the meals that broke my choppers, culinary crime
What can it be?
Which steak you should burn forever to the bone
I can never eat tonight, it makes me moan
(cause it’ll take some dentistry)

Gamey, boy, that’s hard to chew
That meat cooked the whole day through
Need a file, may be stronger than my chew

(CRUNCHING SOLO)

Hell now
Gamey, boy, that’s hard to chew
That meat cooked the whole day through
Need a file, may be stronger than my chew

Now I’m numb to to what you served to me today
And all the things you cooked before were not like this hard clay
What can it be?
Man, I don’t know if it’s meat or if it’s tree
If it’s tooth I bust, it’s one emergency
So throw away that book and tell me

Gamey, boy, that’s hard to chew
That brick cooked the whole day through
What a pile, may be stronger than my chew

My teeth
Fallin’ fillin’s out my mouth, they do
Fallin, fillin’s out my mouth, they do