Operetta
Oh, what the hell is going on?
See, the fat chick with the loud voice is all frustrated
She's singing that high "A"
With a dude who looks quite gay
And all of that loud wailing is orchestrated
I gotta say this screenplay blows
But let's forget she's fat

And just hear the number if you can stand it
So in my class I can tell them I saw the whole show
"Cept when I had to "go"
I've learned my G & S
Only wish the words weren't so tricky and fast
At least it isn't rap
Two different kinds of crap

Operetta
Oh, is this thing still droning on?
I keep hoping the singer will be tripping
Looking at her size
I'm sure it happens all the time
I think that I am sure that she won't be stripping
Isn't this the song I think I know?
Oh, I forgot "bout that

I think I heard a cartoon show once sing it
So in my class I can tell them it's the one I know
So one song doesn't blow
I've learned my G & S
Only wish the words weren't so tricky and fast
At least it isn't Bach
I still wished that it rocked

Operetta
It's not so bad after all
That song there I can really sort of rock to
Not a waste of time
And it has some tricky rhymes
And it still beats mime

Now I can go say I've seen this show
I've got it all down pat
I can hum the numbers and get behind it
So in my class I can tell them I'm a cultured Joe
A boost to my ego
Only wish the words weren't so tricky and fast
At least it wasn't loud
I sort of liked that crowd