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Song Parodies -> "Wide Torsos"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Horses"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Wide Torsos"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Fast food stuffing is easy to do
The fries and big servings
Our waistlines just grew
Shapeless lady, she's built like a ham
You know I am fat, too
Can't hardly stand

Wide torsos
Gotta feed them each day
Side portions
How we put them away

I watched you ingest a whole chocolate pie
Then I decided to give it a try
Don't refuse seconds or buffet lines
Sure makes us feel fatter, those treats are unkind

Wide torsos
Gotta feed them each day
Side portions
How we put them away

I know ice cream by each flavor and brand
I have a sweet tooth, and it's in command
Girth has been widened, rears take up space
Boy that's depressing- let's feed a face

Wide torsos
Gotta feed them each day
Side portions
How we put them away

Wide torsos
Gotta feed them each day
Wide, wide torsos
Gonna drag mine away

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Johnny D - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
We control the vertical. We control the horizontal.
Larry Hensley - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Another largely funny parody.
Paul Robinson - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job on one OS I have had no luck with so far...I've got the Flying Burrito Brothers version, but it's virtually the same to work with...5's and a tip o'me parody-writer cap to you, Rick ~ ~ ~
carol - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh my god I thought I was going to fall out of my chair I was laughing so hard!!
LucidLupin LeeBee - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant! ;-D ............Wide Fives

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