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Song Parodies -> "Number Two"
Original Song Title:
"Number One"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rutles
Parody Song Title:
"Number Two"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
For anyone that doen't know, the Rutles were themselves a parody of the Beatles, created by Eric Idle. Neil Innes (formerly with the Bonzo Dog Band) wrote all original "Beatle sounding" songs for the project. If you've never heard them, they are hilarious.
Number two, number two
It means gotta poo
Not a pee, but a doo
Number two, number two
Phew!
Run into the Loo
See what comes out of you-o-o-o
Number two, number two
Stands for “Shit” it's true
When you're but a tot
Your Mommy won't say “turds”
Euphemism's got
To be in place of words
Number two, number two
It means gotta poo
Not a pee, but a doo
Number two, number two
Phew!
Number's just a clue
For what you got to do-o-o-o
Number two, number two
Stands for “Crap” it's true
Phew!
A teacher must be cutesie
For little kids in school
Use words like “make a pootsie”
When has to make a stool, a stool
Number two, number two
It means gotta poo
Not a pee, but a doo
Number two, number two
Phew!
Number's just a clue
For what you got to do-o-o-o
Number two, number two
Stands for “Poop” it's true
Phew!
Oh oh oh oh
Number two!
It means gotta poo
Not a pee, but a doo
Number two, number two
Phew!
Run into the Loo
See what comes out of you-o-o-o
Number two, number two
Stands for “Shit” it's true
When you're but a tot
Your Mommy won't say “turds”
Euphemism's got
To be in place of words
Number two, number two
It means gotta poo
Not a pee, but a doo
Number two, number two
Phew!
Number's just a clue
For what you got to do-o-o-o
Number two, number two
Stands for “Crap” it's true
Phew!
A teacher must be cutesie
For little kids in school
Use words like “make a pootsie”
When has to make a stool, a stool
Number two, number two
It means gotta poo
Not a pee, but a doo
Number two, number two
Phew!
Number's just a clue
For what you got to do-o-o-o
Number two, number two
Stands for “Poop” it's true
Phew!
Oh oh oh oh
Number two!
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Hope that poop wasn't a Thighlander, Highlander.
Aw, Rick...I just found this one (a bit late) and I was so excited to see that someone had done a Rutles parody that if it hadn't been 3:50 AM, I'd have squealed. Even if it had to be about poo...
Just for you Ravyn, I'll do another not about poo. I love "Cheese and Onions"
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