That's great! I'm still laughing!

First you died (Equate this to going to jail) Next came hell. (Equate this to MJ for a cell mate.) Such a sad song... Very well done. I'm still chuckling as I write this.

HAHAHAHA!

Once again, I'm torn bewteen giving a 1 in the "funny" category because it ISN'T funny, or giving a 5 because it IS very good. Such is the nature of a parody about serious subject matter. Personally, I think the real rapists are the politicians who write the same laws and prescribe the same punishments for an 18-year-old boy with a 16-year-old girlfriend, and a middle-aged man who messes with 6-year-old boys. For such asininity, I say free all the men who were less than 5 years older than their "victims", and put the politicians in their cells to serve the rest of their terms. Then those politicians will get to meet some *real* child molesters, and then maybe they'll learn to tell the difference. Even so, it's best to "card" girls for sex, just like you "card" them when they want to buy cigarettes (by the way, did I ever tell you about the 16-year-old girl who accused me of sexual harrassment because I wouldn't sell her cigarettes without ID, and apparently the other cashiers at the store would?)

Very good, Rick!

Ah, Rick, a song for the (under)ages. Hey, does that "Michael J" cellmate do that Eagles parody, "The Best of My Glove"?

Michael, I have a 16-yr-old, and I wouldn't put it past her. I actually always thought this song was a bit "unappealing" even when Ringo sang it, and it was written by two Disney songwriters (Like "Let's Get Together" from yesterday) I just took it to an extreme conclusion. I was one of the many that looked at your "Uncle Albert" yesterday and didn't vote. I was confused not only by the typo you mentioned, but by the 10-yr-old giving birth. When I'm puzzled, I skip over and wait for comments to see if it's just me. I've stuck my foot in it before.

Wacky, wacky, wacky! You obviously have a fever - and the only prescription for it is - a triple-5 ... enjoy your well-earned medicine!

Statutory rape usually isn't comedy material, and you did the best job possible with it. Another all 5's.

Rick D., the part about the 10-year-old was made up, I am not aware of Jacko actually having a daughter that age, but it's just a slight exaggeration of what Jacko really does in his spare time. A little poetic license on my part. -- MM

Three fives, plus one for being the best parody of the day, equals 16!

Wow. Thanks all, this one scared me a little. But I seem to be writing within Chuck's guidelines. Haven't had him kick one out yet. One thing I've found here is, there's no figuring what is going to get attention. Some of my favorites (not just mine, but of you people) sit like a turd. Others that I think are gonna hit the cut-out bin get votes. That's why I spend a few hours a week going through the older stuff.

Great job

Great one Rick; lots of killer lines. Also, anyone who hasn't yet needs to check out "Only Fourteen" by Bob Gomez.

Already read it, Claude. (After I wrote mine, of course)

From the rejected ideas list: "You're Pristine, You're Beautiful, and You're Nine."
Great job.

I believe this "23" is the highest number of votes I've ever gotten. I think Johnnie D predicted it somehow. I find it quite humbling since I snuck in here fairly quietly and now feel like I'm among friends. I thought I'd run out of ideas a long time ago, but somehow this place is quite stimulating. Thanks Chuckie and all.

spaff.com: "From the rejected ideas list: 'You're Pristine, You're Beautiful, and You're Nine.' "###### Yeah, I think it would be wise to avoid Michael Jackson songs for the time being (lol) -- MM

(SOTM) Still a classic. Restoring my previous 5 vote.

The original's just creepy, this is hilarious...(ly creepy). Great stuff.

(ABC) Restoring my vote...great parody!

I wish I knew the OS to these hilarious parodies, I'm sure it would make them all the more enjoyable. (Not that 16 year olds aren't enjoyable enough on their own... ) I baked three 5s into a cake.

(ABC) It's only creepy if Ringo sings it.

(ABC) See above.

Well done!

(ABC) for some reason I'm seeing Ringo Starr, Roman Polanski and Michael Jackson all in the same cell - it's messing with my mind - 555

I though I'd commented on this first time around... the answer is simple: fly to England, 'cause it's legal at sixteen ;-)

Weirder and much, much funnier than the original, Rick. Sorry, I'm saving up to give everybody else in the tourney a witting comment and I... fine, I can't think of anything. There, ya happy? And don't let the latter part of this comment detract from my first sentance. That's still pretty much the only important one.

CLM - well, Rick Duncan is my "spotlight" author of the day. Not sure if this one would pass current posting guidelines, but I found it pretty damn funny.