Got me a strange intestine
When I got a loaf to pinch
I can really get it goin'
When I poop out a big ten inch

Record breaking log that clogs the bowl
Yes the load that clogs the bowl
Just won't flush that big ten inch
It just won't go down the hole

I bought a brand new toilet
Installing that thing was no cinch
I went in to test the waters
And I made a fresh ten inch

Record breaking log that clogged the bowl
Yes the turd that clogged the bowl
Just won't flush that big ten inch
It just won't go down the hole

I had to call a plumber
He had to get and use a winch
Handed me the invoice
He charged twenty for every inch

Record breaking log that clogged the bowl
Yes the stool that clogged the bowl
Just won't flush that big ten inch
It just won't go down the hole