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Song Parodies -> "Disco Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Disco Duck"

Original Performer:

Rick Dees

Parody Song Title:

"Disco Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Went down to Hades the night I died
It's not so bad, I'm thinking they lied
Devil was sweet, a nice guy to meet
Lots of cute girls, all out on the street

All of a sudden, I turned pasty white
I was hit with a sound, filled with fright
Clapping my ears, I knew I was f***ed
Please not this, oh that disco sucked

Ah, you're mine buddy!
You're gonna hear Donna Summer!
Ha ha ha ha ha

(Backup Lawyers)
Disco, disco sucks!

Now the Bay City Rollers!

(Backup Lawyers)
Disco, disco sucks!

Now you're down, buddy!

(Backup Lawyers)
Outta luck, and now you're stuck, disco

(SATAN) Disco!
(Backup Lawyers) Disco!

SATAN) Disco!
(Backup Lawyers) Disco!

Disco SUCKS!
Ah, you're mine, buddy, oh buddy, it's the Seventies, ha ha ha ha

Then my eardrums popped, but it did me no good
It just got louder, I knew that it would
So I turned my head and then upchucked
I'm cooked..

Everybody listen to

Disco! Disco sucks!
Disco! Disco sucks

(Backup Lawyers)
Now you're screwed!


(Backup Lawyers)
Start dancin' dude!

I'm so happy that you're here!

Just my luck!

(Backup Lawyers)

I not crook!

(Backup Lawyers)
Disco, disco disco

Did I do all that much?

(Backup Lawyers)
Disco sucks!

You're welcome

(Backup Lawyers)
Disco, disco, sucks
(Etc, etc, for all time in the afterlife..)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Tim Mayfield - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
So lawyers like disco? I thought they liked elevator music...
Chuck A. Spear - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Gee...thanks for reminding me of that awfull song, dingus! (O-K...the parody was very good though...very clever- should record it!)- Shoot- now I'm gonna be hearing that darn raspy-voiced duck all day...Dis-coe....dis-coe....
John Barry - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever concept for stating the painfully obvious. 5
Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick Ds: One hell of a good parody. Tim: Lawyers will like any music if you pay them enough.
Red Ant - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
If a parody title was ever worth 5s alone, this is it. What John said too.
Johnny D - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
A parody title begging to be, indeed.
Police Cop - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Exhibits A, B, C, & D: If you're going to write a parody about how disco sucks, then don't ironically pick a disco song as the original song.

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