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Song Parodies -> "All the Facts is in Trump's Taxes"

Original Song Title:

"All My Exes Live In Texas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"All the Facts is in Trump's Taxes"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

ALL THE FACTS IS IN TRUMP'S TAXES

All the facts is in Trump's taxes
His taxes hide the crimes we'd dearly like to see
But he still hides 'em deep inside him
And that's why the Court made a big decree

A scamma there in evr'y planna
Open rip-off golfin' lodge
Tried to cheat when sellin' meat
Charities were just a dodge
And Stormy Dan gets many grand
No end to his vanity
Bible thumpers love this humper
All his pals say "Pardon me"

All the facts is in Trump's taxes
His taxes hide the crimes we'd dearly like to see
But he still hides 'em deep inside him
And that's why the Court made a big decree

He's orange like his Frito liver
No impeaching him
Though he still discovers all-new crimes
Republicans protecting him
When he goes off his medication
Tweeting late at night
Everyone that that works there knows
Something isn't right

All the facts is in Trump's taxes
His taxes hide the crimes we'd dearly like to see
But he still hides 'em deep inside him
And that's why the Court made a big decree
Think it's time for Biden
So Democracy won't die
So "Lock Him Up" and throw away the key

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CML - July 13, 2020 - Report this comment
As long as we]re checking out tax returns, when are we going to look into the taxes of Dem pols who live on immense multi-million dollar estates, even though they're only pulling down "public service" salaries ... When do we check out the returns of every Dem who took a charitable tax deduction for donating to the Clinton Foundation, which is anything but a charity. Every one of those tens of thousands of donation cum deductions is an obvious fraud on the IRS
Bob Gomez - July 13, 2020 - Report this comment
CML: Butwhataboutism at its very best! Good song, Rick, keep on AmiRightin’!
Joe Bean - July 14, 2020 - Report this comment
Wow... this is pathetic. Even Tokusou Sentai Blessranger is funnier than you.
Joe Bean - July 14, 2020 - Report this comment
Wow... this is pathetic. Even Tokusou Sentai Blessranger is funnier than you.
CML - July 18, 2020 - Report this comment
So BG, am I supposed to hide in my burrow like a terrified kangaroo rat because the ever so superior phrase "whataboutism" had been unleashed against me? .... I have to hand it to you lefties, you are geniuses at the dark art of squelching dialogue with these "isms" that you pull out of your descending colons. All politics in the US revolves around a choice between two parties ......So its completely valid to bring up the point of the unprecedented tax fraud surrounding the Clinton Foundation which would dwarf whatever hypertechnical error you would "find" in Trump's tax returns in a way that would outdwarf all previous dwarfings
Bob Gomez - July 18, 2020 - Report this comment
Dialogue successfully unsquelched! Give yourself a big hug! Oh, and "it's" is a contraction.
Johnny Pyro - July 27, 2020 - Report this comment
CML you're a moron. If someone else is guilty of something it doesn't make your crimes forgivable. Did John Wayne Gacy say 'Well what about Jeffrey Dahmer?' What-about-ism, thy meaning is you.
Johnny Pyro - July 28, 2020 - Report this comment
Also ochinchin daisuki!

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