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Song Parodies -> "Pot Bellied"
Original Song Title:
"Hot Blooded"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Foreigner
Parody Song Title:
"Pot Bellied"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Well, I'm pot bellied, lookin' at me
I tip the scales at two hundred and three
Kinda flabby, man, I love to drink beer
I'm pot bellied, I'm pot bellied
You don't have to read my mind to know my teeth are a-grind
Honey, I love to eat
Oh, you cook so fine, always say "Ready to dine?"
I wanna know what's for dessert after the meat
Tell me what you want, when we hit our fav'rite restaurant
Resist I can't, I don't think I'll ever be thin and gaunt
That's why I'm pot bellied, gut hangin' free
I tip the scales at two hundred and three
Kinda flabby, man, I love to drink beer
I'm pot bellied, I'm pot bellied
Eat all night, now my pants are feeling tight
Can you pass the turkey?
But you've got to hand me a fork, come on dear, lay on the pork
Tell, me, am I fat, mama?
It sure feels that way to me
Is there food enough?
Will I be stopping when I'm really stuffed?
Is the pie all right?
Did you save a piece for me tonight?
Well, I'm pot bellied, can't see to wee
I feel that hunger burnin' inside of me
Kinda portly, man, I love to pig out
I'm pot bellied, I'm pot bellied, big pot!
I don't think I'm through
Can we have another course or two?
Oh, before I do, I'll have to pass some gas that's in the queue
Well, I'm pot bellied, lookin' at me
I tip the scales at two hundred and three
Kinda flabby, man, I love to drink beer
I'm pot bellied, I'm pot bellied
Pot bellied, every day
Pot bellied, that bulge in the way
Pot bellied, now a pizza I've dialed
Pot bellied, look like I am with child
Pot bellied, I'm a little obese
Pot bellied, is there any more cheese?
Pot bellied, you're making some fries?
Pot bellied, gonna go up a size
I tip the scales at two hundred and three
Kinda flabby, man, I love to drink beer
I'm pot bellied, I'm pot bellied
You don't have to read my mind to know my teeth are a-grind
Honey, I love to eat
Oh, you cook so fine, always say "Ready to dine?"
I wanna know what's for dessert after the meat
Tell me what you want, when we hit our fav'rite restaurant
Resist I can't, I don't think I'll ever be thin and gaunt
That's why I'm pot bellied, gut hangin' free
I tip the scales at two hundred and three
Kinda flabby, man, I love to drink beer
I'm pot bellied, I'm pot bellied
Eat all night, now my pants are feeling tight
Can you pass the turkey?
But you've got to hand me a fork, come on dear, lay on the pork
Tell, me, am I fat, mama?
It sure feels that way to me
Is there food enough?
Will I be stopping when I'm really stuffed?
Is the pie all right?
Did you save a piece for me tonight?
Well, I'm pot bellied, can't see to wee
I feel that hunger burnin' inside of me
Kinda portly, man, I love to pig out
I'm pot bellied, I'm pot bellied, big pot!
I don't think I'm through
Can we have another course or two?
Oh, before I do, I'll have to pass some gas that's in the queue
Well, I'm pot bellied, lookin' at me
I tip the scales at two hundred and three
Kinda flabby, man, I love to drink beer
I'm pot bellied, I'm pot bellied
Pot bellied, every day
Pot bellied, that bulge in the way
Pot bellied, now a pizza I've dialed
Pot bellied, look like I am with child
Pot bellied, I'm a little obese
Pot bellied, is there any more cheese?
Pot bellied, you're making some fries?
Pot bellied, gonna go up a size
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Hey, I resemble tha---er, never mind.
This made me belly laugh!
"I'll have to pass some gas that's in the queue" hehe 5's
555 for a good parody and to counter-act the idiot that gave this 1's
Well, I did vote you my waist-size, 555. Well, it's actually closer to 55.5.
Enjoyed it (and not just because it had "I love to drink beer" in it_
much better than the original lyrics...5s
Horrible original. Great improvement.
Not sure how I missed this earlier, Rick! Excellent work!
Eeek! I was really hoping it was going to be about those cute little pigs... ;-)
Another overeating parody that gets a big fat five.
don't want to even think about that gas that's in the queue - 555
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