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Song Parodies -> "Clown Eyed Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Eyed Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"Clown Eyed Girl"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Hey where did she go?
Under that make-up
Girl that I should know
Now lookin' caked up
Mascara a-runnin' ho-ho
Fake lashes a fallin'
It's those wasted morning hours that
Make me start callin' to you
My clown eyed girl
Ew, my clown eyed girl

How did this happen?
To beauty au natural
Going to the drug store
Buyin' crap for the "modern" gal
Standing at the mirror slappin'
All that expensive crap on you
Shading and a-hiding
And just who the heck are you?- my new
My clown eyed girl
Ew, my clown eyed girl

Do you remember when
You liked your looks?
Sha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-yee-ha (etc.)

So hard to find your face
Now that it's no longer shown
Our bathroom has no vacant space
From products you own
I know that of your looks, you're bored
Sometimes I slip right off when we kiss
Making love to a grease patch
Behind the Bozo face of you
My clown eyed girl
Ew, my clown eyed girl

Do you remember when
You liked your looks?
Sha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-yee-ha (etc.)


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Ravyn Rant - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
TOS is a huge favorite of mine, to the extent that a parody would seem almost...disrespectful. But you may disrespect away! Your last verse was a howler. "Making love to a grease patch..." Fives for you!
Yet Another Dutchman - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
555. Very good point you're making, and very recognizable. Back in school, this girl used to say "I have a very pretty face," to which I responded: "Then why are you covering it under layers of make-up?"
Sweet Indigo - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Haha! I agree with Ravyn that TOS is awesome but this is awesome too. Doesn't make-up suck? way too much effort, for one thing.
Michael Pacholek - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
There's going be a lot of fives coming out of that little car. Here's one of them.
PMS - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate TOS and I'm glad to see it get a make-over!
Red Ant - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Reminded me of Tammy Faye Baker. Good parody Rick.
Johnny D - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
"Behind the Bozo face of you" ... chortle ... snicker ... chuckle ... GUFFAW!!!
Peregrin - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm with PMS, if that makes sense! You've improved TOS immensely!

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