OYL

I’ve never seen a dame I can’t impress
I’ve beaten up a lot of swabs in the movies
I keep some spinach in my vest
I say “Blow me down!” for I’m so manly

For every day is like, broke teeth, sailin’, fightin’ in the bar room
Blood stains, Bluto, every single cartoon
Broken chair, we’re punching animals, kids and teens
And everybody’s like twisted, mangled, turned into a pretzel
Insane antics, goin’ for the sight gag
On a tear, but I still got me a love affair

For I’m dating Miss Oyl (OYL)
She don’t have a figure
Because she’s built a little odd
She’s got a very skinny bod
Sort of like a ruler (ruler)
Hangs around with Swee’ Pea
That baby he drools, he drools, he drools
That Olive’s a fantasy

I yam Popeye..I’ve sailed the sea
I have a goil in every port and they party
But there’s just one who’s friend and foe that I want to kiss
I want her for my honey

For every date is like, broke teeth, flailin’, fightin’ in the bar room
Burgers, Wimpy, every single cartoon
Broken chair, we’re punching animals, cars and trains
And everybody’s like twisted, mangled, turned into a pretzel
Insane antics, goin’ for the sight gag
On a tear, but I still got me a love affair

For I’m dating Miss Oyl (OYL)
She don’t have a figure
For every time I go inside
Her hips become three times as wide
Sort of like a ruler (ruler)
Hangs around with Swee’ Pea
That baby he drools, he drools, he drools
That Olive’s my destiny

Ooh Ooh oh
She’s thinner than a stringy bean
And I’m in love with someone lean
Ooh Ooh Oh
She got a shape just like some boys
Got a hair bun and a lovely voice

And I’m dating Miss Oyl (OYL)
She don’t have a figure
Because she’s built just like a string
She’s quite a challenge for my thing
Sort of like a ruler (ruler)
Hangs around with Swee’ Pea
That baby he drools, he drools, he drools
That Olive’s a fantasy