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Song Parodies -> "I Stared At a Bloke"

Original Song Title:

"I Started a Joke"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"I Stared At a Bloke"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This one isn't supposed to be funny. It's just a scenario based on a story of a friend that almost got beat up because he looked at some jerk too long and "disrespectfully".
I stared at a bloke
Because of his red gang colors
It started a spree
Now he's broken my knee, ow, ow

Fists started to fly
Which started the cops arriving
Oh, if he'd just worn green
There'd be no wounds on me

Guns started to blaze
Running for life through the thick haze
And now he is dead
Too much bloodshed from a "dis" in his head

So many have died
From stupid things not forgiven
It's always obscene
It does not need to be

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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Johnny D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
In the animal kingdom, direct eye contact and staring is, for some species of beasts, a challenge for dominance. Eee eee eee aaa aaa ooo ooo ooo.
Steve-O - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo, dude, why're you scoping me -- I gave you a good score, man. Don't make me have to whip yer butt now.
Rick Cormier - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Comedy definitely has its' roots in tragedy. Only a tiny letter "s" separates the words laughter and slaughter... 555
Red Ant - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
DRTOS well, but if Johnny D says it paces 5, I'll play follow the leader. Rick C.-LOL that is hella funny. I love word play and have never heard that one ( and watch alot of comedy routines too ). Rick D.-Sometimes things not considered funny are, and vice-versa ( and this is funny in a sick sort of way ).
Rick Cormier - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant, that's because I made it up!
Rick D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
And it only takes an "s" to turn wordplay into swordplay.
Rex - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
And it only takes an "s" to turn hit into... hits.
Johnny D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
And every piss begins with "p".
Alyssa - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, i dont have anything smart to say like the above people, but this rocked...I'm sorry, i know it's not supposed to be funny but i couldn't help myself from laughing at the first verse.

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