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Song Parodies -> "Run-in With a Pebble"

Original Song Title:

"Running With the Devil"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Run-in With a Pebble"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

A little Bible Story
Yeah, Yeah!
Ah, yeah!

I'm one big lug and I'm named Goliath
I'm real hard ass, I love to fight
I'll beat your best, and that's no lieth
So send me your best Israelite

Owww!
Run-in with a pebble (yee-owwch)
Wha-hooo!
Run-in with a pebble
Who's that runty little harp player?

I found the little dude wasn't easy
He had a sling and some stones
Get no respect, for my giant size
That kid named David, knocked me cold

Oww—oowww!
Run-in with a pebble
(God helped him, people, you know I'm not dyin for him!)
(I'm only gonna go down one time-Yeah?)
Run-in with a pebble
Yes I'm dead, yeah!

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Jeff Reuben - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Nothing like a Van Halen song telling a story from the Old Testament =)
Johnny D - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Stoned a-g'in!
Rick D - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
And Atoned a Sin-(See, Johnny, now I'm looking for it everywhere)
Ashkicksass - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
The title alone made me LOL, and then the parody made me laugh even harder! Bravo, Rick!
alvin rhodes - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
i love a good biblical parody and this one really "rocks"...great one !
Johnny D - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
And Gonads Of Stone? IN !!
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I can imagine the video for this one, with big man David Lee Roth smooching with all his groupies, before the fight.
Tim Hall - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Great one.
Michael Pacholek - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Yabba dabba doo!
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
The title made me think of some guy with sore feet from a stone in his shoe...but you've proved that even a non-Christian can find Biblical spoofs funny. Fives all the way!
Agrimorfee - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
"Waldo" from the Hot For Teacher vid would play David! Good job Rick, more metal songs as Bible stories. Rock on! Haha! 555
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title. Thought it was gonna be about a windshield chip - delighted it was this instead.

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