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Song Parodies -> "Telephone Line"

Original Song Title:

"Xylophone Time"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Telephone Line"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I wondered what happened to this one. It's not on my master list, and I forgot about it in the "X" round. It's floating around somewhere, because I found it on a search. so here it is again just to straighten out my list.
Mellow- it's sounding
When I hit the key
It sounds so woodenly
That's what I play
I just can't pluck a string
Never picked up a sousaphone

Hey, now I'm riffin'
Though it still sounds lame
You should realize the gigs I get are scarce
Not like drums
I just can't play flute
Music school gave me the boot

They're the timber types
So don't call them "Vibes"

Xylophone time
Blocks in a line
I'm playin' with mallets

Okay, so it's not rock and roll
But maybe if I just play it a little longer
I'll get it right
And I'll get gigs every night
Be the future's instrument

Xylophone time
Blocks in a line
I'm playin' with mallets

Xylophone time
Blocks in a line
I'm playin' with malice

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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Kristof Robertson - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick....this is great, but I think you've got the titles the wrong way around. 5s anyway.
Rick D - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I must be losing it. This is the third time I've done that this month. This is one that was lost in the abyss anyway. Thanks

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