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Song Parodies -> "98-No Sex"
Original Song Title:
"98.6"
Original Performer:
Keith
Parody Song Title:
"98-No Sex"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
98, Hell! I'm in this situation now!
Another day, I guess it's good to be around
I guess the blood is runnin' through me
I think of yesterday, when my old lust was pounding
Now it's a bummer I can't dooooo me
I'm 98 no sex
There's nothing that will make it rise, no
I'm 98 no sex
I look down I don't recognize it, teeny
No more usin' weenie
Hear everybody talkin' love, and how they're screwin'
I get so upset with my dysfunction
I get so crabby when they ask me how I'm doin'
And nothing works not even suncktion
I'm 98 no sex
There's nothing that will make it rise, no
I'm 98 no sex
I look down I don't recognize it, teeny
No more usin' weenie
I'm 98 no sex
There's nothing that will make it go, no
I'm 98 no sex
I look down I can't even grow now, tiny
No more getting' hiney
I guess the blood is runnin' through me
I think of yesterday, when my old lust was pounding
Now it's a bummer I can't dooooo me
I'm 98 no sex
There's nothing that will make it rise, no
I'm 98 no sex
I look down I don't recognize it, teeny
No more usin' weenie
Hear everybody talkin' love, and how they're screwin'
I get so upset with my dysfunction
I get so crabby when they ask me how I'm doin'
And nothing works not even suncktion
I'm 98 no sex
There's nothing that will make it rise, no
I'm 98 no sex
I look down I don't recognize it, teeny
No more usin' weenie
I'm 98 no sex
There's nothing that will make it go, no
I'm 98 no sex
I look down I can't even grow now, tiny
No more getting' hiney
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You think you've got it bad? Last time I was in a woman, I was a fetus! 555
My wife greeted me at the door in a sexy negligee. She was comin' HOME! I know Rodney jokes too
There's no guarantee that it will still be there when YOU (whoever you are) read this, but I found a somewhat longer version of the original song here:
www.geocities.com/stsimons_99/oldies.html
Keep it up Rick, ehh... you know what I mean!
www.geocities.com/stsimons_99/oldies.html
Keep it up Rick, ehh... you know what I mean!
It may be Rodney's style but, it's a Rick C original joke.
hahahahahahaha...funny...i never heard the original but the parody is great
Oops. Sorry Rick. Sure sounded like him. So I gave you no respect.
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