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Song Parodies -> "I'm Goin' to Donate, I Am"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Henry the VIII, I Am"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Herman's Hermits
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Goin' to Donate, I Am"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
I wanted to add to the pile of this song for a long time, but didn't have an original angle....until now.
I'm goin' to donate, I am
Gonna 'jaculate into a can
I go over to the clinic next door
Where I've given seven times before
This town is full of my progeny (Progeny!)
Make a bit of money from each slam (wham, bam)
Got a little cup I go into
Goin' to donate, I am
(Second verse, lame as the first)
I'm goin' to donate, I am
Got a heavy date with my right hand
Spread those magazines all over the floor
There's some nurses that I just adore
I do the job of a honeybee (Honeybee!)
Pollinating every single Ma'am (wham, bam)
Got a little cup I go into
Goin' to donate, I am
(you know what kind of organ solo goes here)
I'm goin' to donate, I am
Gonna help each gal who's undermanned
I limp over to the clinic next door
Now I've given twenty-eight times more
This town is full of my progeny (Progeny!)
Make a bit of money from each slam (wham, bam)
Got a little cup I go into
Goin' to donate, I am
I'm-D-N-A-Guy!
'seminate
'seminate
Gonna 'seminate each Ma'am, I am
Gonna seminate each Ma'am
Ah!
Gonna 'jaculate into a can
I go over to the clinic next door
Where I've given seven times before
This town is full of my progeny (Progeny!)
Make a bit of money from each slam (wham, bam)
Got a little cup I go into
Goin' to donate, I am
(Second verse, lame as the first)
I'm goin' to donate, I am
Got a heavy date with my right hand
Spread those magazines all over the floor
There's some nurses that I just adore
I do the job of a honeybee (Honeybee!)
Pollinating every single Ma'am (wham, bam)
Got a little cup I go into
Goin' to donate, I am
(you know what kind of organ solo goes here)
I'm goin' to donate, I am
Gonna help each gal who's undermanned
I limp over to the clinic next door
Now I've given twenty-eight times more
This town is full of my progeny (Progeny!)
Make a bit of money from each slam (wham, bam)
Got a little cup I go into
Goin' to donate, I am
I'm-D-N-A-Guy!
'seminate
'seminate
Gonna 'seminate each Ma'am, I am
Gonna seminate each Ma'am
Ah!
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That kind of solo can also be refered to as a "stroke of genious"! Though it takes some 10-20 years to see if that was true.
Best send-up I've seen of this oft-parodied tune.
I don't know what Mari thinks of this, but you'll always have a lot of pull on this site! Unless, of course, Chucky yanks it away. But he doesn't want to be a jerk, does he? OK, I'm done. I don't want to use all the good puns, 'cause then we'll all be going to seed. Besides, I wanna hear what Johnny D has to say about this one. As commentings go, his are funnier than most.
You're Hank the Yank you are...and you have masterly whipped up an ex-spurt parodick version
The legend lives on from old Scotland on down,
Of the donor they call "The High-lander".
Superior, it's said, are the genes that are spread,
When he gives his Claymore a slide-hander.
Of the donor they call "The High-lander".
Superior, it's said, are the genes that are spread,
When he gives his Claymore a slide-hander.
SOTM Good, if sick, one.
Good parody, particularly the organ solo line.
SOTM - Jerked from the archives - good pick for Sep. SOTM.
Oh, come now, Rick... another one that deserves a big hand ;)
SOTM--Pollinating every single Ma'am...LOL!! 5s, Rick...
(SOTM) Don't have time to read it now... CHECK YA LATER. *crickets chirp off in the distance* Ahem, another classic from Rick D that really delved into the area of manual labour. 5s
I've never read better pacing than "Pollinating every single Ma'am (wham, bam)" - hilarious - 555
(SEPT SOTM) - Well, this is gonna grab a handful of votes, for sure. I'm surprised that nobody has called this one a "stroke of genius" yet in the above comments. So let me be the first. Great job, I'd give you a hand, but I need to find my latex gloves first. 5's...
Perfect, RAD. You are a consummate professional. I'm laughing all the way to the bank.
(SOTM) Let's give him a hand!555
(SOTM) How many fingers? 5!
Just to clarify my horrendous attempt at a pun: 'JECULATOR. I'll go now.
Always was a spunky little number. So what's next -- "In This Town, I've Lots of Lovely Daughters"? Great stuff man.
SOTM -- I'm rolling on the floor I am... funny, funny, funny -- until they hit puberty and start dating one another for lack of anyone else to date... then, not so much. ;)
very droll Rick .. the last time Johnny wrote one on this subject like this it sparked the debate that led to the revival of whatfreaks! Jake your pun was superb!
(SOTM) See above!
Good to see that Rick has come to grips with the subject matter. Well SHEESH, don't blame me, all the good ones were taken! ;-p
(SOTM) Hilarious from root to tip ..er, I mean, from beginning to end. ;-)
Lyrically, good take on the original, but personally this one just didn't rub me the right way. I think I just need a visual aid when I donate or something.
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=2087;image
"Organ solo" - heh heh. Still love it. Let me guess - you're your own girlfriend?
I still don't understand how people get paid for those donations, and (almost) nobody pays for high quality amiright parodies, such as this one. Still an entertaining read, Rick.
(SOTY) "Thank you for visiting the clinic, Mr. Duncan. Our clients greatly appreciate your donation. We hope you will come again."
"Second verse lame as the first" heh heh. Funny, funny stuff Rick.
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