Song Parodies -> "Mad Vaginas In a Play"

Original Song Title:

"Carolina On My Mind"

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Original Performer:

"Mad Vaginas In a Play"

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The Lyrics

Last year, my wife performed in "The Vagina Monologues", and wrote a fine parody about it---http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/jamestaylor1.shtml I went to that show, and had my own take, so I just had to use the same song. I asked permission first, and the following is mostly a true story.

Saw a play, those monologing "ginas
Had to go hear complaining
All about menstruating
Wasn't too many men that day
Some couldn't get away
So they heard pissed-off vaginas in a play

Karen, she's the angry one, you best keep away, she'll bite it off
Watch her rip those men for fun
An angry bear would hurt you less
I'm bleeding, ain't I?
I have to hear those "ginas moan all day

They sure do pout, glad they're not mine
They love to put this gender down
Sure makes limp what was once pine
And hey babe, I'm not a liar
I'm crying, ain't I?
I'm hearing muffled whining in a play

At a play, those monologing "ginas
Had to go hear some nations
Still perform mutilations
Wasn't too many men that day
Some couldn't get away
So they heard ticked-off vaginas in a play

Dark and silent we all sat
But boy, were those gals hollering and clapping
Hard to watch, I held my crotch
It was a notch below the show called "Nanny" "Nanny"
Had to hear those "ginas get their way

With a bunch of guys I headed for the bathroom
Noticed there was something wrong in there
Saw a baby-changing table by the towel rack
There must mistake be
Brought it up and

Got beat up by monologing "ginas
Had to go voice opinion
In an XX dominion
Wasn't too very smart that day
I couldn't get away
When I pissed off those vaginas there that day

Mari's version:http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/jamestaylor1.shtml

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Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Hamlet spake of country matters, as did thee, Highlander. Now sheath thy sword, if thy lady doth allow thee to.

Leo Jay - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Well done.

Adagio - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Good one, Rick 5's

Red Ant - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

DRTOS well, but I heard about this play as well. I also heard a comedian joking it and to paraphrase a ripped-off line ' What about The Penis Monologues? ' . 5's.

Rick D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

I was making that joke at the event. I'd say to the women there, "There's a "Penis Monologues", but no one pays to see it because it's too short and over with too fast.

Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Or it's too long and hard to take.

Red Ant - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Rick and Johnny D are both correct ( as paradoxical as it may seem ).

Rick C - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Good parody, Rick. It's good that you asked permission first....555

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