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Song Parodies -> "The Crook Can't Love"

Original Song Title:

"The Look of Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dusty Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"The Crook Can't Love"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

THE CROOK CAN'T LOVE

The crook can't love
Or sympathize
A giant fart
Full of lies

The crook can't love
Is touting bleach and cleaners
With words he cannot say
He reeks like a big turd
And his breath won't go away

I can hardly wait November
Use my vote to drown you
So long have we waited
See that cell around you
Then we can impound you

You know the crook can't love
Except one race
Only caters to his base
So fine, so white

See him pee on rule of law
So many rights go 'way
Let's take that devil down
Soon on election day

I can hardly wait November
Use our vote to out you
So long have we waited
See that cell around you
No more talk about you

Ending this show

I can hardly wait November
Use my vote to drown you
So long have we waited
See that cell around you
Then we can impound you

We'll see you go
We'll see you go
End of the show

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