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Song Parodies -> "Get Ant Bait"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Get Ant Bait"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

GET ANT BAIT

When I find my kitchen full of insects
Only one thing works of late
Gotta get some poison
Get ant bait
And when I flip the light switch
And those bugs all run from under plates
Gotta lay a minefield with ant bait

Get ant bait, don’t you wait, bugs you hate, ‘fore they mate
Turn them into corpses, get ant bait.

And when they march formation while you’re
Trying to impress a date
Coming from the woodwork
Get ant bait
And though you start a-squishing
There’s a million more down in the grate
All because you didn’t
Get ant bait.

Get ant bait, don’t you wait, bugs you hate, ‘fore they mate
Let them ride to Hades, get ant bait.

And on the nights they’re rowdy
You can rid them from your real estate
Just go and acquire
Get ant bait
You wake up and peer into boxes
In that gunk they met their fate
That’s what happens when you
Get ant bait

Get ant bait, don’t you wait, bugs you hate, ‘fore they mate
Also helps with mouses, get ant bait.


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Agrimorfee - October 19, 2017 - Report this comment
You're caught up in Bedroom Ants!
Jeff Reuben - October 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Dead ant...dead ant...
Claude Prez - October 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Well to start with, it's definitely the best "Let It Be" parody of the day -- always good to see you around here Rick
Rick Duncan - October 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Like old times, guys. I'm in Washington now. Still with the weird songs duncansong.sanitycruz,com
Rick Vickery - October 24, 2017 - Report this comment
This ain't no picnic, but here's three fives to get you by.

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