Now if he’s grabbin’ kinda low when they take your photo
Barbara standing by his side
And you want to run when sometimes you feel that no-no
Read his lips, he won’t be denied

Ladies don’t like a perv politician
So don’t pretend you don’t seem to mind
Tells that old joke about fave magician
All he wants is to have that piece ‘o hind......yeah...whoa!

Now he’s sitting and drooling trying to empty his bladder
Guess he had a decent run
But to wind up this way out like this is sadder
Than when he gave us his son

Nobody likes a perv politician
So don’t pretend you don’t seem to mind
Tells that old joke about fave magician
All he wants is to have that piece ‘o hind......yeah...whoa!

Look he’s almost dead! Look, he’s almost dead, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now everybody’s talking ‘bout that sex harassment
“Cept when presidentially
Thought I knew what “kiss my boss’s ass” meant
Different if you have money....whoa

Ladies don’t like a perv politician
So don’t pretend you don’t seem to mind
Tells that old joke about fave magician
All he wants is to have that piece ‘o hind......yeah...whoa!