Song Parodies -> "Too Much Kevin"

Original Song Title:

"Too Much Heaven"

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Original Performer:

"Too Much Kevin"

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The Lyrics

For every big star, I know there are dozens of struggling actors who could probable do the job as well or better that don't have "a name". (Of course we know the same thing applies here with funny song writers) This is about one of them.

Nobody sees too much Kevin no more
When his films hit the theater
No waiting in line
Nobody wants to pay Costner no more
No "Dances With Wolves" for
A very long time

Oh, "Waterworld", girl
Lotta holes in plot galore
And it cost lots of green
And it cost people jobs
And it was a crashing bore
Then the sea, it goes on out there forever
"Robin Hood" was another big bomb
English accent's are hard to do
Oh, he makes a film, and bomb's away
Yet he gets another part to play

Nobody sees too much Kevin no more
When his films hit the theater
No waiting in line
Nobody wants to pay Costner no more
No "Dances With Wolves" for
A very long time

You and me girl went to see one of his flicks
"Bodyguard" you said, now that song's in my head
Didn't know it was for chicks
Make it stop...
Please no more films tomorrow
Please no more films with western hicks
"Postman" was a horrible thing
Watched that "J.F.K." so very long
Made for all to see our hist'ry wrong

Nobody sees too much Kevin no more
When his films hit the theater
No waiting in line
Nobody wants to pay Costner no more
No "Dances With Wolves" for
A very long time

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Johnny D - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment

If you post it, they will come. 5's

Rod Worden - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

No worry for him, of course, he's probably on a white sandy beach on one of the islands he owns. Nice job, Rick, 5s.

Leo Jay - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Ah, the mystery of celebrity. I've always thought he was the biggest zero of an on-screen presence, from 'Field of Dreams' through 'Bull Durham', 'Untouchables' and everything else... how DID that guy continue to get work? Anyway, never mind my rambling... Funny, original idea, well executed. 5-5-5.

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