I like the way the pepperonis taste
And that thick crust, it's so brown
And I wanna order it
Be delivered tonight
Hope there's enough to go around

Cause I want a cheeseful pizza feeling
For those slices I can put down
And I'm already drooling
On the ground

And I found out a long time ago
What a pizza can do to your gut
Yum, and I can eat one ev'ry day
Like, it's already spreading my butt

Cause I want a cheeseful pizza feeling
For those slices I can put down
And I'm already drooling
Like a hound

I got this feeling I may blow soon
As a glutton I excel
But this sauce keeps beckoning
In between the beers, "taste me"
I'm just a sucker for that smell

Cause I got that cheeseful pizza feeling
For those slices I can put down
And I'm already bulging
Yes, I'm already bulging
I'm so round

Ur-ur-urp!