Neon shines it's light from a hotel
It shouts the message "Open"
"Splays the bus'ness name
Unlike the inn, Neon you can never smell

Neon, Neon, bright and sunny
It's such a noble gas
Spends its' nights shining
All you need is some tubular glass

It was discovered by William Ramsay, 1898
It was hard to find like Helium
And it's number ten
And double that for atomic weight

And they called it Neon
And it shall be a good gas
And they called it Neon
Not like the stuff that escapes your ass
And they called it Neon
And we shall keep it in glass
It shall be Neon

Neon plugs the products in the town
The many logos shine
Be it "Bud" or a "Vacancy"
Sits on the roof telling you to dine

And "Jesus Lives" and all over Vegas
Using Neon till you're blind
Why did Ramsay have such trouble?
Guess Neon ain't that hard to find