TRY TO HIT THE PISS POT

You’re a real bad aimer
In our joint lava’try
You shake it and you fart when you go to pee
Not okay, you’re constantly sprayin’
Put up the seat, that’s what I’m sayin’

Try to hit the piss pot
Please baby, try to hit the piss pot
Try to hit the piss pot
Urine away!

You shake it more than three times
You wet the chair
Yellow spray goes everywhere
Keep it down go for the drain
I have to clean the whole goddamn terrain

Try to hit the piss pot
Please baby, try to hit the piss pot
Try to hit the piss pot
Target away!

You’re a real bad whizzer who should learn how
You’re makin’ little spots everywhere I see
Before you put another mark on the toilet seat
You better clean up or I won’t touch your meat

Try to hit the piss pot
C’mon, try to hit the piss pot
Try to hit the piss pot
Tinkle away!

Try to hit the piss pot
Please baby, try to hit the piss pot
Try to hit the piss pot
I’ll go away!