Song Parodies -> "What a Poo!"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

"What a Poo!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

When I used to have a skinny girlfriend
She would eat enough for two
Then she'd use the bathroom
To go poo
Somehow she could birth a monster
Showed me what that ass could do
Pass a fourteen incher
What a poo!

What a poo, what a poo
What a poo, what a poo
Almost filled the toilet
With that poo!

Was never brokenhearted, people!
Never just went in to pee
There would be a movement
In the loo
Records would be charted
As she broke each one effortlessly
Length and girth improvement
With each poo

What a poo, what a poo
What a poo, what a poo
Guiness book of records
What a poo!
What a poo, what a poo
What a poo, yeah, what a poo
Lincoln logs forever
What a poo!

(echo-y solo)

When she'd be feeling rowdy
She would down burritos endlessly
Til she felt that rumble
And go poo
She'd run off to the call of nature
Pinching loaves so smooth and free
So demure and humble
Go to poo

What a poo, what a poo
What a poo, yeah, what a poo
Never prairie dogged it
What a poo!
What a poo, what a poo
What a poo, yeah, what a poo
Needed several flushes
What a poo!

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............ - April 08, 2022 - Report this comment

Given how synonymous this website has become with poo content; would it be a safer bet to rename the website www.amish!te.com instead of www.amiright.com?

CML - April 09, 2022 - Report this comment

Im sorry, I wont be "giving" anyone the premise that Amiright has become "synonymous with poo content" Since the start of the Rooskiy-Ukrainskiy war on Feb 24, there have been 200 parodies, with 4 (2% for the numeracy challenged) involving the subject of colonic evacuations ....... Meanwhile, some 40 parodies have dealt with criticisms of the Russian invasion, which seems to me is more "synonymous with anti Putin, pro Ukrainian border integrity content" So maybe we should rename our site Putiwrong.com. Or we might all tribute the recent astounding output of one Suzanna Viljanen, whose native language, Finnish, lies outside the the Indo European language family and rename our site "Suzimarvel.com"

Susanna Viljanen - April 10, 2022 - Report this comment

Thanks CML!

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