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Song Parodies -> "How Do They Do It? (An Anal Exam Song)"
Original Song Title:
"How Do You Do It?"
Original Performer:
Gerry and the Pacemakers
Parody Song Title:
"How Do They Do It? (An Anal Exam Song)"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
I recently had one of these. Johnnie D just submitted one yesterday with the same theme, but if I wait a respectful grace period, you all know what happens.
How do they do colonoscopy?
I'll tell you how
Put a tube in intestinally
And you holler "Ow"
How do they inspect 'em rectally?
I'll tell you what
Hold your nose, take a hose and it goes
Right into your butt
They say that they have to look in there
Check for polyps
Maybe worse-oh
But it's hard to be suave and debonair
When you do the wrong kind of
Hittin' on the nurse---So
Why do they do colonoscopy?
I'll tell you true
It's so doctors can buy a new car
As they give it to you
(loud organ solo)
The procedure may be somewhat extreme
On the good side
No incision
On the bad side you go into a dream
One where you have somehow
Gone to prison
Why do they do colonoscopy?
I'll tell you true
It's so doctors can buy a new car
As they give it to you
It's so doctors can buy some new clubs
As they give it to you
I'll tell you how
Put a tube in intestinally
And you holler "Ow"
How do they inspect 'em rectally?
I'll tell you what
Hold your nose, take a hose and it goes
Right into your butt
They say that they have to look in there
Check for polyps
Maybe worse-oh
But it's hard to be suave and debonair
When you do the wrong kind of
Hittin' on the nurse---So
Why do they do colonoscopy?
I'll tell you true
It's so doctors can buy a new car
As they give it to you
(loud organ solo)
The procedure may be somewhat extreme
On the good side
No incision
On the bad side you go into a dream
One where you have somehow
Gone to prison
Why do they do colonoscopy?
I'll tell you true
It's so doctors can buy a new car
As they give it to you
It's so doctors can buy some new clubs
As they give it to you
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(loud organ solo), does that mean what I think it does? I guess so.
Rick - great parody - I think it's great to be able to enjoy reading parodies of different songs on the same topic. Yours is a triple fiver, dude - well done.
Thanks JD. I like yours too.
Rick D (and Johnny D) - read 'em both. boffo. 5-5-5's again. could be a real shitty subject if you didn't follow the pre-exam procedures properly, though. Happy Holidays!
Stumbled across this one whilst browsing Rick, sorry I missed it first time, great job. I laughed a lot. BTW, you were on 9 straight 5-5-5's prior to my vote.
Rick - one of the most brilliant parodies I've ever seen! I love the original song to begin with, and you've done it great justice.
Also, as an over-50 male, I relate to this quite well. I'm gonna sing this as I prepare for my 3rd procedure later this year ;-)
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