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Song Parodies -> "Pixilatin' Bits"
Original Song Title:
"Putting' On the Ritz"
Original Performer:
Fred Astaire
Parody Song Title:
"Pixilatin' Bits"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
PIXELATIN' BITS
Have you seen a T.V.show where the inhibitions go?
It's called Naked and Afraid, for Discovery it's made
Outdoors all buff and nudie there's parts that go protrudie
It's my sorry task, I work digital mask
On my screen I see a big obscene weenie
Takes all I know and all my wits
Pixilatin' bits
Different girls who have a bare tush, must hide that
And pubic hair bush, and big tits
Pixelatin' bits
Walking through the jungle, no bug zapper
Like to put blur on that guy's yapper
And his crapper
Now let's fix that kneeling woman rubbing sticks
For that cam-e-ra sees her splitz
Pixelatin' bits
It's a show the prime-time public watches
So my job it making all those blotches
Over crotches
Season nine and still the sponsors buy the time
I wish that I could call it quits!
Pixelatin' bits.
Pixelating twits
Pixelatin' nit-......wits.
Have you seen a T.V.show where the inhibitions go?
It's called Naked and Afraid, for Discovery it's made
Outdoors all buff and nudie there's parts that go protrudie
It's my sorry task, I work digital mask
On my screen I see a big obscene weenie
Takes all I know and all my wits
Pixilatin' bits
Different girls who have a bare tush, must hide that
And pubic hair bush, and big tits
Pixelatin' bits
Walking through the jungle, no bug zapper
Like to put blur on that guy's yapper
And his crapper
Now let's fix that kneeling woman rubbing sticks
For that cam-e-ra sees her splitz
Pixelatin' bits
It's a show the prime-time public watches
So my job it making all those blotches
Over crotches
Season nine and still the sponsors buy the time
I wish that I could call it quits!
Pixelatin' bits.
Pixelating twits
Pixelatin' nit-......wits.
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This is really brilliant.
Wonderful!
Is that show still around? I never hear what happens to people who are forced to leave early due to accidents, injuries and diseases. That must be one weird job, rubbing our the parts that everyone has and should know what they look like. Here is my take on this bizarre program: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/simongarfunkel204.shtml
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