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Song Parodies -> "Somebody's Crotch Over Me"

Original Song Title:

"Someone To Watch Over Me"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"Somebody's Crotch Over Me"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Boy, this sure gets old, wish that I were blind
Think I see some mold, my man's so unkind
Here we go again, there's my hubby's gross behind

Look at all that hair, sprouting from the bump
Got enough to spare, like a monkey's rump
Flash that thing and he may just get back a stump

I'd like to run, but officially he's my old man
Tell me, where can I trade it in for a ham?

Every damn evening I don't want to see
Him set it free, his rocks and tree
Somebody's crotch over me

He's a little fat, his wood's gotten lost
Pay any cost, to see it tossed
That stinkin' crotch over me

It's true he is often a dude some
Girls see as a rude bum
He can fart when taking a pee

Won't you tell him please to put on some pants
Cover that lance, oh, what romance
Somebody's crotch over me

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 10

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Paree Dee - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Poor guy... you really gave him the bum rap ! Trip 5s
Tommy Turtle - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
TMGLTM, e. g. "rocks and tree"...and cute/clever rhymes. Five hairy balls.
Lurker - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
To post this at any time is a sacrilege. To post this on Good Friday makes you deserve to be struck dead and sent to hell.
Matthias - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Ewwww.... Yet, I'm amazed it passed the Chucky Radar which seems to be on the fritz lately because I mean I'm even allowed to post a Wet T-Shirt Contest without a problem. And it's pretty funny in a gross way so I guess if I must, I'll give you 5's!!!
Student of the Bible - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Lurker, thanks for correcting those who thought He was a God of forgiveness, mercy, and love. Happy Easter to you too.
GOD - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Paree Dee - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Way to go, God !
Johnny D - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Good to see you can still toss the Caber and swing the Claymore, Highlander.
Jesus - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I washed my apostle's feet because you couldn't get near those testicles. Whew, worse than this song!
Lurker - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Forget about the parodist being sent to hell at death. This site already IS hell, and the parodist and his supporters are all demons.
Rick D - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
If this site is Hell, then I'm looking forward to going there. I'll save you a seat by the fire, Lurker.
Rick C - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL, Rick (for both your parody and comment)
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(the three men I admire most)
Lurker, go catch the last train for the coast.
Sister Mary Fellatio - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
God, You rule!!!
Hail Mary, Sit On My Face - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Blessed is the fruit of this tune.
Phil Alexander - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the "Oh, what romance" line: seemed to sum up the whole sad story. Very clever, Rick. Look forward to joining you in Hell ;-)
Abraham Lincoln - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Immoral Liberal - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Lurker - you're such a compassionate Christian. What is the problem with you bible thumpers? And, I'm sorry, as an agnostic I'm not privy to all those conversations you have with god, but when was the conversation in which he told you that you could condemn on his behalf?

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