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Song Parodies -> "Any Crime at All"

Original Song Title:

"Any Time at All"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Any Crime at All"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Still yet more Beatles Did'em all.
Any crime at all
Any crime at all
Any crime at all
All the cops you call
Won't show up there

If a burglar's robbing your home
Just dial 9-1-1
You'll be on hold the rest of the day
If your car's been stolen and stripped
Right in the midday sun
Don't be sad, it's life in L.A.

Any crime at all
Any crime at all
Any crime at all
All the cops you call
Won't show up there

If the gangs are tagging your street
Just lock yourself inside
There is nothing lawmen will do
When ex-cons and lawyers take over
Cause they don't need to hide
"To protect and serve" is all up to you

Any crime at all
Any crime at all
Any crime at all
All the cops you call
Won't show up there
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Know 1 can hear you dream - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Ex-cons and Lawyers; thatīs like the IRL equivalent of "Dungons and Dragons". (Comment inspired by your "knight" parody") :-)

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