That guy drew “Dilbert”
Cubicle Dilbert he did write
Scott “so rich” Adams was the knight
From Pac Bell
That guy drew “Dilbert”
Clueless to Dilbert was the boss
Printed each day the corporate loss
Forty hours
Hours a day for those pay stubs
Feeling the anger grow
Oh, so lame all those day schlubs
And to the bank, off heads the guy that
Drew “Dilbert”
No longer part, the company
Jots down the past from memory
Eighteen years
The phone company grew “Dilbert”
No more tears