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Song Parodies -> "(That Guy) Drew Dilbert"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Velvet"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"(That Guy) Drew Dilbert"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

That guy drew “Dilbert”
Cubicle Dilbert he did write
Scott “so rich” Adams was the knight
From Pac Bell
That guy drew “Dilbert”
Clueless to Dilbert was the boss
Printed each day the corporate loss
Forty hours
Hours a day for those pay stubs
Feeling the anger grow
Oh, so lame all those day schlubs
And to the bank, off heads the guy that
Drew “Dilbert”
No longer part, the company
Jots down the past from memory
Eighteen years
The phone company grew “Dilbert”
No more tears

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Hopefully, the fives I'm sending you won't get lost in a bureaucratic shuffle.
2:49 AM - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Dilbert rocks!
John Jenkins - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, Pacific Bell has given us a great business cartoonist as well as an excellent (although somewhat less celebrated) song parodist. Well done, Rick, particularly the pay stubs/day schlubs rhyme.
2Eagle - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Way to update that old song.

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