BONE used to be Bank of New England.

My experience with B of A causes me to agree with you 100%.

I remember when I cancelled my account with them...about 25 years ago...they became the first Bank to start charging a certain fee (they all charge whatever fee that was now, but they were the "leader" back then). I sent them a nasty note addressed to "The Bunk of America" (not really all that clever, in retrospect) and cut my credit card up in sections...and told them that they should put the pieces of it someplace in particular...which ended up mentioned in an L.A. Times news article about the new fee a few weeks later..."a Long Beach man sent...". (well, I was actually from Inglewood, but I mailed it from my workplace in Long Beach, so I think they were talking about me). 5's ~ ~ ~

Very, very good--and you can take that to the bank!

Call out the Fleet (one of the banks bought out by B of A) and fire five salutes!

Sorry: I haven't been here for a while and I used my middle initial, N., out of habit! Watch for my next parody very soon!

I had to wait 2 weeks for a CASHIER'S check from them to clear a couple of weeks ago. Idiots! Not you, Rick. Sorry, I got carried away. Great parody...555

I had an account once with BoA. Horrible experience. I'm withdrawing my 555 and giving it to you.

ugh...quite true. did you know that they secretly employ Santa's rejected elves? It's true! How else would they always get teh cash they give you to be so nice and flat and crisp? It didn't come in that way. Elf magic, I tell you. Just keep all your assets in highly compressed slices of roast beef and keep them nice and safe behind your toilet, that's what i do. Good parody witha very nice interest rate.

Great Parody. My daughter got boned by the BOA (She felt SOOO constricted). They screwed up her account and trashed her credit. But I found that they had great service while I was in JAPAN! So all you have to do to get good service from BOA is travel to the other side of the planet. But for the record, BOA is one of my most impatient clients. I oughta start charging them a five dollar fee for fixing our equipment. I could tell them they could save the fee by simply fixing it themselves . . . 555

I've had BofA for years, and once I had them so confused about money that they missed crediting to my account that they actually ended up GIVING me an extra $100... ;-)

funny song! yet i don't understand why my parents are customers at bank of america and don't have any complaints about it...

Neat song. Of course right now I'm currently being "boned" by BofA. Since I manage my money to the nearest cent, I hate how their online banking site will post a charge I make, only to sometimes "take it down" a couple days later, only to repost it at a later date. They blame the merchant for not clearing payment (or something like that). Their useless technology and site has caused me to go into the red a total of four times in the first two months I've had the account. I said "screw it" and started tracking my banking on an Excel sheet. Nuff said.