Song Parodies -> S.O.L.
| Original Song Title: | "S.O.S." |
| Original Performer: | ABBA |
| Parody Song Title: | "S.O.L." |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
Where are those happy dates, I wonders and I begs
I try to reach for her, but she closes legs
Whatever happened to free love?
I compliment her rear
I tell her she smells nice, but she hollers clear:
So when you date me, Buddy, you won’t mate me
SOL
Love you ain’t gettin’, even heavy pettin’
SOL
Take that brawn (take that brawn)
How can you even suggest we spawn?
Take that brawn (take that brawn)
Just a guy, I’ll be glad when you’re gone
She seemed so far away as I swigged down a draught
She made it hard, I played each card for naught
I really tried that makin’ out
I wanted her real bad
She said there’d be no love, although it made me sad
So when you date me, Buddy, you won’t mate me
SOL
Love you ain’t gettin’, even heavy pettin’
SOL
Take that brawn (take that brawn)
How can you even suggest we spawn?
Take that brawn (take that brawn)
Just a guy, I’ll be glad when you’re gone
I try to reach for her, but she closes legs
Whatever happened to free love?
I compliment her rear
I tell her she smells nice, but she hollers clear:
So when you date me, Buddy, you won’t mate me
SOL
Love you ain’t gettin’, even heavy pettin’
SOL
Take that brawn (take that brawn)
How can you even suggest we spawn?
Take that brawn (take that brawn)
Just a guy, I’ll be glad when you’re gone
She seemed so far away as I swigged down a draught
She made it hard, I played each card for naught
I really tried that makin’ out
I wanted her real bad
She said there’d be no love, although it made me sad
So when you date me, Buddy, you won’t mate me
SOL
Love you ain’t gettin’, even heavy pettin’
SOL
Take that brawn (take that brawn)
How can you even suggest we spawn?
Take that brawn (take that brawn)
Just a guy, I’ll be glad when you’re gone
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