Well, you can tell by the way I use this hose
I’m a stupid man, not on my toes
Nature’s proud and don’t take sh*t
Won’t be kicked around by any twit
Now they’re all fight, there’s no doubt
They’re coming with their stingers out
I can try to run away
But I’ll down Benadryl today

If you want some honey or just think that it’s funny
No sprayin’ a hive, sprayin’ a hive
There’s a couple dozen
Of angry insects buzzin’
When sprayin’ a hive, sprayin’ a hive
Ow, ow, ow, ow,
Sprayin’ a hive, sprayin a hive
Yow, yow, yow, yow
Sprayin’ a hive.................

Well now, I’m a dope, a stupid churl
And I must do somethin’ to impress a girl
Got the Super Soaker and some booze
I’m a drunken fool, I’ll be on the news
Now they’re all fight, there’s no doubt
They’re coming with their stingers out
I can try to run away
But I’ll down Benadryl today

If you want some honey or just think that it’s funny
No sprayin’ a hive, sprayin’ a hive
There’s a couple dozen
Of angry insects buzzin’
When sprayin’ a hive, sprayin’ a hive
Ow, ow, ow, ow,
Sprayin’ a hive, sprayin a hive
Yow, yow, yow, yow
Sprayin’ a hive.................

I’m goin’ nowhere
Somebody help me
Get me a medic, yeah
Heartbeat is nowhere
Somebody help me yeah
Takin’ a dive...............

etc, repeat, on the way to the hospital